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Nothing Will Cook Your Goose Faster Than A Hot Tongue.
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Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.
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Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
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Your dog is aging faster than you are.
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Nothing subtracts from the natural beauty of a women faster than bubble gum.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Homer: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Marge: Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Isn't there anything faster than a microwave?...
Give your tongue more holidays than your head.