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Homer: Is It Done Yet? Is It Done Yet? Marge: Your Meatloaf Will Be Ready In Eight Seconds, Homer.
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Homer: Is it done yet? Is it done yet?
Marge: Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Isn't there anything faster than a microwave?
-- Homer watches dinner cook, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
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I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
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Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...