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• Boycott Shampoo - Demand REAL poo!
• Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
• SHAMPOO Although shampoo is designed to clean hair, its name gives away its true make-up
  artificial shit. For centuries the aristocracy continually got very annoyed, and beheaded the shit-sodden peasants for having less dandruff than they did....
• It's the same thing said Pooh.
• Just Being Pooh-like.
• Why bother? said Pooh.
• Phone call for chucky-pooh.
• Did you hear that Sinead O'Connor is coming out with a new shampoo? It's a roll-on.
• Never keep shampoo in its original container--it's unsightly and commercial. -- Jerry Zipki