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• Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
  I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
• Khan: "That's better. Now, tell me...why are you here?
  And tell me where I may find James Kirk." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
  You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....
• If I tell you how much I like your body... will you hold it against me?
• Lisa: Mom! Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa
  I just had a bad dream! Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it....
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's `fashionable'.
  But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that....
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....