Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Wind Up An Old Maid.

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Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.

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