O'Brien: "Ah, I Can Still Remember The Aromas When Mother Was Cooking.

O'Brien: "Ah, I Can Still Remember The Aromas When Mother Was Cooking.

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O'Brien: "Ah, I can still remember the aromas when mother was cooking."
Keiko: "She *cooked*?"
O'Brien: "She didn't believe in a replicator. She thought real food was more
nutritious."
Keiko: "She handled *real meat*? She *touched* it and *cut* it?"
O'Brien: "Yeah, like a master chef. She was fantastic!"
-- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6

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