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• FINE Term used by weathermen when they don't really know what it's going to be like.
  Of course, if the rest of us made as many mistakes in our jobs as weathermen do in theirs, the entire world would be a disaster area....
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product X yesterday, the shop you bought it from probably only sells an X once in a blue moon and the shopkeeper in question has known you personally for a period of decades....
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• Saavik: "Sir, may I ask you a question?" Kirk: "What's on your mind, Lieutenant?
  Saavik: "The Kobayashi Maru, sir." Kirk: "Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?...
• The great question of life is not the question of death but the question of life.
  Fear of death shames us all. -- Edward Abbey...
• What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
• David: "Lieutenant Saavik was right. You never have faced death.
  Kirk: "No, not like this. I haven't faced death....
• Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
  Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...
• Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? [They gave me] weapons, shelter, food -- everything I needed to live -- except companionship .
  .. to send me here alone -- if that is not death, what is?...