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Of Course, You All Know About Ham And Eggs. The Pig Invests For Life, But The Chicken Keeps Coming Back For An Encore Performance.
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Of course, you all know about ham and eggs. The pig invests for life, but
the chicken keeps coming back for an encore performance.
Related:
Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
COMMITTMENT: Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
Porky Pig ... our favorite ham!
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....