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Aha! Brekkers! I Could Eat Fourteen Trays Of It This Morning, And Still Have Room For A Dolphin On Toast.
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Aha! Brekkers! I could eat fourteen trays of it this morning, and
still have room for a dolphin on toast.
-- George : Amy and Amiability
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It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
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..ever... ...Right. What's for breakfast? -- George : Amy and Amiability...
You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo.
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Prince George is shy, and just _pretends_ to be bluff and crass, and unbelievably thick and gittish.
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Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
-- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...