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• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once.
  It is the commonest prayer in all languages. -- James M. Barrie, "Sentimental Tommy...
• Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.
• Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed.
  I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone....
• Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
• Now I am depressed... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I've turned my life around - I used to be miserable and depressed - now I'm depressed and miserable.
• God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
  -- Sir James M. Barrie, British Playwrigh...
• Oh God, here I go." --Max Baer, boxer, 1909-1959