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Oh, My God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
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Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
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I line my pockets with hot cheese.
My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!
Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT! -- Doonesbury...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Shrouds have no pockets.
10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook. -- Arthur Koestle
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....