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• Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• A shroud has no pockets. German Proverb
• ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• I line my pockets with hot cheese.
• Man with holes in pockets, feels cockey all day.
• I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth anything.
  Sociopolitical whines aside, Gan you give me, gratis, free, The price of half a gallon Of Gallo extra bad And most of the bus fare home....
• Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank
  Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go....
• Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.