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oh no godzilla
guns and planes cannot stop him
tokyo is ablaze
-- haiku from Effector Online, Volume 1, Number 6
Related:
Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go, go, Godzilla! -- Blue Oyster Cul
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million. Guess it.
Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor....
THEOREM: VI is perfect. PROOF: VI in roman numerals is 6.
The natural numbers < 6 which divide 6 are 1, 2, and 3....
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
#6 Bathrooms: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn....
Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] [On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is shot quite graphically through various parts of the body....