Oriental Voice:) Hello, You Have Reached Honorable Chan's Residence.

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(Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's
residence. I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla
scream.) Oh no! Godzilla coming! Please leave name and number
at gong and Chan will call back if house still here.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller

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