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  -- Arthur Schopenhaue...
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  but as he's running out of the bank he notices one security camera aimed right at him....
• The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
  Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
• Marge: Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?
  Hibert: Mm, better let him rest up a while first. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...