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Oh Oh! No More Buttered Scones For Me, Mater, I'm Off To Play The Grand Piano! -- Monty Pytho
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Oh oh! No more buttered scones for me, Mater,
I'm off to play the grand piano!
-- Monty Python
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Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
And have buttered scones for tea.
FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...
Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen! -- Monty Pytho
And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...
Shall we go down and give blood?" "Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.
-- Monty Pytho...
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....