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• But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!
  "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not.....
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
  ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
• Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
• May a rabid vampire bat give you a neck hickey.
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
• There... I've run rings 'round you logically -- Monty Python's Flying Circu