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FIRST HEAD: Oh! Quick! Get The Sword Out I Want To Cut His Head Off.
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FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off.
SECOND HEAD: Yes - do us all a favour.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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