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OH, STOP YOUR WHINING!
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I don't take your whining seriously.
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] [On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is shot quite graphically through various parts of the body....
Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
Feminizm -- winning through whining.