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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
  .. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...