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• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Man: Well, have you heard of MTV? Homer: No. Ma
  Motown. Homer: No. Man: Beat It. Homer: <You> beat it!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
  Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing a patient's sanity took months....
• Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
  Man: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
• Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
  He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
  Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is....