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Oh, That Sound Of Male Ego. You Travel Halfway Across The Galaxy And It's Still The Same Song.
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Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy
and it's still the same song.
-- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1.
Related:
There's only one kind of woman.... Or man, for that matter.
You either believe in yourself or you don't. -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330....
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1329.8....
Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
(Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
Fess: Well, you must admit there is something innately humorous about a man chasing an invention of his own halfway across the galaxy.
Rod: Oh yeah, it's a million yuks, sure. But after all, isn't that the basic difference between robots and humans?...
We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to have free run of the galaxy.
-- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3....
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....
Please leave us. Why should we leave you? Because we don't like you.
-- Kirk and Androids, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3...