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Once upon a time, I had a good girl.
Once upon a girl, I had a good time...
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Once upon a time, I dreamed of becoming a great man.
Later, a good man. Now, finally, I find it difficult enough and honor enough to be--a man....
An 18-year-old boy, if he's properly formed, is ruled by the cruise missile in his pants.
The taut heartstrings and the fanciful talk -- they're all just formalities to getting laid...
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since. TOSCANINI...
I had a girlfriend like that once...