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! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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Mommy, do all fairy tales beginning with `Once upon a time'?
"No, dear. Nowadays, lots of them start with `If I am elected....
Once upon a time, I dreamed of becoming a great man.
Later, a good man. Now, finally, I find it difficult enough and honor enough to be--a man....
Once upon a time, people lived happily ever after. Now people live happily ever after, too
after the kids are out of the house and through college...