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• One could not be a successful scientist without realizing tha
  in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid....
• You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
  Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer....
• You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
  Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer....
• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
  -- Author Unknow...
• MOUSE Computer input device, named by some scientists at Xerox when they were pissed out of their brains.
  They also labelled the computer's display screen a Vole, but were less successful in spreading of this term....
• Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
  Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...