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• Mr. X was disappointed to find no suggestion box in the clubhouse because he would like to put a suggestion in it about having one.
• You deserve to be disappointed.
• If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first!
• If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you're bound to find yourself pissing on today.
  -- anonymous (Usenet FOAF)...
• Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one arch-enemy -- and that is life.
  -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele...
• When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
  .. There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaaaall for Super Chicken....
• If you wake up and find yourself a success, then you haven't been asleep.
• You keep your equilibrium no matter what position you find yourself in.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.