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• DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
  And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....
• In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
  I have to push the pram a lot. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
  THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• GALAHAD hurries to the door and pushes through it. As he leaves the room we CUT TO the reverse to show that he is now in a room full of bathing and romping GIRLIES
  all innocent, wide-eyed and beautiful. They smile enchantingly at him as he tries to keep walking without being diverted by the lovely sights assaulting his eyeballs....
• TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
  .. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...