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One Night I Walked Home Very Late And Fell Asleep In Somebody's Satellite Dish.
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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
-- Steven Wright
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The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it.
By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska....
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...