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I Hate It When My Foot Falls Asleep During The Day Because That Means It's Going To Be Up All Night.
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's
going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wright
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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
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One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Steven Wrigh...