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• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wrigh...
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
  -- Steven Wrigh...