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• Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -- Woodrow Wilso
• When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
  After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
• When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
  After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
• There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is confession.
  -- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Argument on the Murder of Captain White, April 6, 1830, Vol....
• I would never consider divorce -- but murder...
• Curiosity: The reason why most of us haven't committed suicide long ago.
• When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman.
  After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us....
• To us, killing is murder, even for revenge. -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....