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• Believe in yourself ... reach for things that no one else thought you could.
  Be the best person that you can be. Don't be limited by someone else's standards....
• Life is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.
  -- Gerard Straub, television producer and author (stolen from Frank Herbert??)...
• Suppose that there is something which a person cannot understand.
  He happens to notice the similarity of this something to some other thing which he understands quite well....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, if it knows its own Goedel number. (Could somebody please explain this one to me !...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
  Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
• If the best things in life are free, than how come there is such a big markup on everything else?
• MEMOIR A book written by someone who has fallen out of the limelight and is struggling to get back in.
  Generally hardback and costs at least $25. Generally a work of fiction by the author, claiming how great he/she was/is....
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....