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• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
• MEGABOGUE (1987-) Megabogue's music has been described as "anal sadistic", "creative lionism", and "a load of shit" by various critics of differing intellectual standards over the years.
  The crux of their music is a complete lack of talent or effort put into their recordings....
• VETO Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone else.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• INHERITANCE If you are expecting a large inheritance when your grandparents snuff it, have you considered investing it in the Custard Unit Trust?
  The Custard Unit Trust has the full endorsement of the author of Toxic Custard, and has a guaranteed return of 20%(*)....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• Q The letter with the least number of amusing words in the alphabet.
  (So far). Generally found just before the letter U, entries for which will appear in several weeks....
• NOTICEBOARD A large board placed somewhere in the office, where administrative- type people place important notices that no-one ever reads.
  Also the location of very bad cartoons on the subject of office life, pinned up by the office wag....
• DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
  It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
• HAMMER A tool for hurting fingers. Hammers are generally made of a specially magnetised metal that is naturally attracted to skin.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...