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• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• We're] running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
  -- An aide to President George Bush, March 1992...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
  ...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
• Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford me
  they give them another reason to stay in and study every night....
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
  (chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...