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Cultivate Vices When You Are Young, And When You Are Old They Will Not Forsake You.
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Cultivate vices when you are young,
and when you are old they will not forsake you.
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One of the inadequate preparations being young allows is that you are not prepared for the time when you will be old.
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-- Mark Twai...
When I was a young newspaperman, an old, gray- haired sportswriter named Harry Grayson said to me
Always remember: when you freeload, bitch. You maintain dignity." -- Ira Berkow...
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
Advise to a young lawyer: When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.