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Bob, How Do You Attract So Much Trouble??!?
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Bob, how do you attract so much trouble??!?
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You must have a big brain to contain so much ignorance, Bob.
One trouble with being efficient is that it makes everybody hate you so. -- Bob Edward
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I'm always in trouble, but it's so much FUN!
Goodbye, Jefferson, you'll never know how much trouble you caused. -- The Man Who Came To Dinne
TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you, cause if you do, you are in big trouble, serious trouble, lots of trouble and more trouble yet.