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• I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
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• Is there any chance I can reboot my life?
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• Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
  Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?