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On One Side You Have Book Burners, Congressional Wives And Pat Robertson.
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On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson.
On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and
Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy.
-- SANDRA BERNHARD
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-- Jascha Heifetz...
I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.