On the first day of layoffs, my manager said to me............
"Send your lyrics in Now!
The 70 days of layoffs
is the all season carol of the 1990s!!!"
-- Dan at work
In high school in Brooklyn
I was the baseball manage
proud as I could be
I chased baseballs,
gathered thrown bats
handed out the towels Eventually, I bought my own
It was very important work but it was dark blue while
for a small spastic kid, the official ones were green
but I was a team member Nobody ever said anything
When the team got to me about my blue jacke...