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• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month.
  And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation....
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
  Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre....
• Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work terminal
  it will allow our safety inspector here to perform his duties from home....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours, Microsoft!