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Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down. -- Woody Alle
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
-- Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Alle
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Alle...
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job. -- Woody Alle
One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
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Sarcasm is a dying art, and one of my few talents......