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• I've invented salt that looks like pepper, and pepper that looks like salt, so if anyone takes the wrong one by mistake, it's all right.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle (Frederick Taylor)...
• If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
• Earth is a beta site.
• RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
• We're programmers. Programmers are, in their hearts, architects, and the first thing they want to do when they get to a site is to bulldoze the place flat and build something grand.
  We're not excited by incremental renovation: tinkering, improving, planting flower beds....
• He Just Disappeared" by Otto Site
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Burns: That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs.
  It will all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition....