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• On this site I am going to build a forty-story building to house nothing but eye doctors and opticians.
  It will be a site for sore eyes. -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle (Frederick Taylor)...
• If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
• The real man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
• Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
  Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...