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Operation Instructions Shipped With The Unit Will Be Discarded By Receiving.
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Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law
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Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department.
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
-- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...
Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law
All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...