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Specified Service Conditions Will Be Exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
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Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded.
-- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
Related:
Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninteenth Universal Law...
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
-- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...
All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law
All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...