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Actual Service Conditions Cannot Be Met In The Laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
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Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
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Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
The best approximation of service conditions in the laboratory will not begin to meet those conditions encountered in actual service.
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninteenth Universal Law...
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
-- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...
All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law