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OPTIMIST: A Proponent Of The Belief That Black Is White.
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OPTIMIST:
A proponent of the belief that black is white.
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OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
A pessimist applied to God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
I'm not black like Barry White though I am white like Frank Black is. -- The Bloodhound Gang.
What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.