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Our Advanced And Fashionable Thinkers Are, Naturally, Out On A Wide Swing Of The Pendulum, Away From The Previous Swing Of The Pendulum.
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Our advanced and fashionable thinkers are, naturally, out
on a wide swing of the pendulum, away from the previous swing
of the pendulum. If you want to reach dead center, you will
do well to avoid the most advanced thinkers.
-- Anthony Standen
Related:
Center For Advanced Cat Juggling!
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
Most societies do not take their greatest thinkers seriously, even when they claim to admire them.
Beverly: "Lieutenant, you could very well be the most advanced human being who has ever lived.
-- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. -- Woodie Held
It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on, and swing!
and so -- for weeks after -- you won't be able to swing a dead CAT in Jerusalem without hitting someone descended from the house of David.
.. anointed by a close relative... riding into town on a donkey....
You are in the center of an incredibly wide room.