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• There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals.
  What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling. -- Steve Marti...
• Our advanced and fashionable thinkers are, naturally, out on a wide swing of the pendulum, away from the previous swing of the pendulum.
  If you want to reach dead center, you will do well to avoid the most advanced thinkers....
• Advanced BASIC -- Oxymoro
• It's in an advanced stage of development...
• Gooshie! Center me on #*%!$%@ NO CARRIER
• The Sun is at the center of the Universe. -- Copernicu
• Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.
• GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.
• A good cat, is a dead cat.