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• Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
• 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -- Zall's Law...
• On average a human: has one testicle, one ovary, one un-developed breast one developed breast (size A), has black hair and brown eyes earns less than $
  2,000 per year; with only 1/2 of a womb delivers over 2 children in its life, dies an early death and has never seen the Nile....
• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
• You have two choices: 1. Leave 2. Become dinner.
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
• 1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
  2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked. -- Abbott's Law...
• 1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
  (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's"....
• Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
  (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's"....